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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

Then came..

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What does pompano fish taste like?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Volcano Found Hiding 'In Plain Sight' Right Next to NASA Mars Rover - ScienceAlert

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

The Best Clone Characters To Create In The Alters - GameSpot

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?